About Alien Jackhammer

"Deep in the desert of Tanaris, our party "found" the badly mangled body of a dwarf. Clutched in it's hand was
a scroll, which appears to be an official communication addressed to the Explorer's Guild in Ironforge.
It read:

"Dear sirs! I can barely hold my quill steady enough to forge this letter, as the excitement from the last
few days has yet to wear off. It is with great pleasure I inform you that we have managed to make it past the
ogres and into the Titan ruins at Uldam! Although our expedition has been fraught with peril, and we have lost a
few brave explorers their sacrifice was not in vain! We have discovered truly wondrous things! Just this morning,
we uncovered what appears to be colossal jackhammer, alien in origin. It is possible that this may have been a tool
the Titans themselves once used to shape the world! I have dispat...."

The remainder of the scroll was lost to the sands, as a certain troll in our party used it as toilet paper.